Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you still haven’t fed him.
He has to sit by the riverbank all day, with his line in the water, waiting, hoping that one of those little fuckers starts to tug the line. And that could take hours, even days. The man has starving children waiting at home. Their lives depend on the fickleness of fish for christ’s sake. And even if he does catch the fish, does he know how to fillet it? Cook it? Does he have a fishing license? Are there even fish in this river?
Just give them man the fish, you fucking asshole.